DEAD MEAT ... what fills the arena seat by jEsTeR
Hooo Boy!! There's gonna be a LOT less clutchin' and grabbin' goin' on this season. We're gonna get the refs to do a real crack down on obstruction fouls this season.

And to make sure it works, I, Andy van Hellemond, HHOFamer and NHL Director of Referee'ing, will be sending a video to each ref after each game, showing him all the calls he missed!!

Course, unless the NHL bosses give me the authority to include in those videos the shots of the refs with the teenage hookers in their hotel rooms the night before, they won't pay any more attention than I did when I wuz reff'ing.

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