DEAD MEAT ... what fills the arena seat by jEsTeR
Since I've moved to Manhattan Beach, some have started calling me "The Swedish Ben Affleck."

I don't see it. I'm just struggling to keep my job here, and not go back to the Lilja School of Defencemen in Manchester.

But since I scored that goal Saturday coming out to the sin bin, I've gotten 3 pairs of panties from Matt Damon's girlfriend. Exactly what does that mean?

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