DEAD MEAT ... what fills the arena seat by jEsTeR
You know when's a good time I mean a really good time, to ask Uncle Phil for a generous contract extension?

Wait until just after he returns from a long road trip to watch one of his other teams win a leque chanpionship.

Just make sure when you sit down at the negotiating table, you're wearing one of those Spider Man type jerseys the soccer goalers wear. I mean, Dude has a serious jones!

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