DEAD MEAT ... what fills the arena seat by jEsTeR
Hats! Where are the fargin' hats?

I score a hat trick in Madison Square Garden, the media center of the universe, so where are me fargin' hats? You see any hats out there on that ice?

Dammit jEsTeR, just get the f#@$ outa' the way!!! Lemme handle this idiotic thing...

(...Sound of jEsTeR trying to extract a stick from his....)

DEADER'S FEAT ... what makes Rangers fans retreat by Adam Deadmarsh
There, that's more like what I wanna see..

Okay Kings fans, when the team gets back to El Lay, and I see any Kings fan with anything on his pointy 'lil head other than his hair..

Hat Trick! Makes Mess Sick! Makes Big E queasy. Makes Leetch eponymous. Give it up Kings fans. Toss your hats on the Staples Ice! Act like 'ockay fans!!!!

 

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