| DEAD MEAT ... what fills the arena seat | by jEsTeR | ||
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| Hats! Where are the fargin' hats? |
I score a hat trick in Madison Square Garden, the media center of the universe, so where are me fargin' hats? You see any hats out there on that ice? |
Dammit jEsTeR, just get the f#@$ outa' the way!!! Lemme handle this idiotic thing... | |
(...Sound of jEsTeR trying to extract a stick from his....)
| DEADER'S FEAT ... what makes Rangers fans retreat | by Adam Deadmarsh | ||
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| There, that's more like what I wanna see.. |
Okay Kings fans, when the team gets back to El Lay, and I see any Kings fan with anything on his pointy 'lil head other than his hair.. |
Hat Trick! Makes Mess Sick! Makes Big E queasy. Makes Leetch eponymous. Give it up Kings fans. Toss your hats on the Staples Ice! Act like 'ockay fans!!!! | |