DEAD MEAT ... what fills the arena seat by jEsTeR
Mr. Leiwecke, ever since your new regime shitcanned Kingston™ the Kings fans have gone without a mascot.

So I'm applying for the job.

With me on board, you could even replace that derivative fog horn when we score goals with a 125 decibel version of my "Dook .. Dook .. Dook" The fans would love it! Besides, the fans haven't had a good chant since Luuuuuc left.

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