"..the Kings attracting more twenty-somethings who struggle to string two sentences together without including nine or 10 profanities. "
- Elliott Teaford of The Sporting News and the yELLO rAG.
What 'chu say? You mutha f***er, any goddamn day of the mutha f***ing week I can string more ass-kicking profanities together than you've got turds backed up in the that tight-ass colon of yours, you no-count Dork d**k swallowing Dizknee-obsequious mutha-f***er.
How many bluie words was that?
Was that only one sentence? Sh** fu** goddamn co** sucker, tits, cu** sumbitching asshole mutha f***er!!!
Here's too sentences. Come over here and pucker up, buttercup, and kiss my lily white arse!!
How many profanities did I get into those last 2 sentences, only 1?
Sh**!!!!
At least I don't have Walt's frozen pecker stuffed so far up me culo my tonsils is froze solid together. Nice sack you must have, though, looks good on you!
If I was one of those "reserved and conservative famiies" who are dork fans, would that excuse my ignorance over whether a red line is something your hemorrhoids leave on the tp when you wipe your arse?
How 'bout that teal? How 'bout that teal?? Am I embarrassed that gang-bangers in 'da hood appropriated my team colors? I'd be a lot more embarrassed if I had corporate welfare suits wearing my colors, gettin' their gas-guzzlin' SUV's painted in eggplant purple, sitting in the stands reading theWSJ, drinkin' pink ladies, and losing their teeth when the "disk leaves the playing surface" and they're too busy schmoozing to notice it coming? Would I be embarrassed if my average fan needed to bring a cell phone to game so they could call up 1-888-DUNNO-HKY and ask every time the red light comes on whether a goal was scored, and by what team?
Is there another governor in the leque who would call for extra points for goals scored from outside the arc? Oh, but the owners don't believe there's a problem with one of the teams in its leque being owned solely by the network broadcasting the teevee games for the leque. That wouldn't create a conflict of interest or anything! Or would I..
Tell my teevee announcers to be the biggest Homers this side of Springfield?
Fleece the rest of the teams in the leque by demanding exclusive proprietary rights to all profits made on merchandise with my lame logo on it, when all the other teams in the leque have to share their merchandise revenues?
Unmask Wild Wing and show the young chilren in the crowd Xena the Warrior Princess's tits while she mangles some country's national anthem?
Create more noise selling the Dizknee Korporate themes over the PA during the game than was made during the Great Tongusta Blast of 1907?
Kindle Wild Wing's feathers (see below..)
Would I use Fire Marshall Bill to choreograph entrances for my mascots? Would I hire cheerleaders to show up wearing cleats so my rotten ice gets chopped up even rottener? Would I sign two of the highest scoring, dynamic skating forwards in the leque and then give them second worst ice in the NHL, behind only Dallas? Would I hire enforcers based upon whether they have good references from the American Turtle Association?
Yeah, I f***in' flay the Enlish tongue with me incoherent cursin', have a taste!
Here's two sentences strung together: Dorks can eat my sh** and die, the c**ksuckers, the sumbitchin' bastard wankers who dunno a hole in the twine from their own cu**s, who need to pull their ass cheeks laterally just to swallow since their heads are so far up their a**holes.
Was that only one sentence. I guess Tea-bag must me right.
At least the name of my team doesn't rhyme with an obscenity. More importantly, at least my team isn't an obscenity!